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No One Gets Out Alive


Okay, so this movie is frustrating like most horror movies that have dumb ass characters that lack common sense and survival instincts.


I found myself saying "I wish I would" at least 10 times while watching this movie.


I wish I would stay in a haunted house.


I wish I would be worried about that dumb ass deposit.


I wish I would have gone back to that house after all that shit happened last night.


I wish I would be trying to investigate that creepy shit.


I wish I would be acting like I can't break a window and climb down 3 stories.


I wish I would not have armed myself. Hell, even an ink pen can be a weapon.


I wish I would have went back to that room.


This is probably one of the nicest movie monsters, very considerate about causing terror and pain. Lol.


Sometimes, you just got to cut your losses and say, fuck that deposit.


This monster's design was very creative.


FINAL VERDICT: INNOCENT like a ghost that didn't ask to be a ghost. I really enjoyed this little horror flick. Still a few unanswered questions, I guess it's to get ppl to read the book. All in all, not a bad way to kill and hour and an half. Bailiff, release this movie to the masses. It takes the sting out of Netflix price hike.

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