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Expendable 4 - Movie Review

I didn't even know this damn movie was out! Did you? I ain't seent not ONE trailer for it.

I'm a fan of the other 3 movies. Mindless action fun, that's what they are. Like the others, I also enjoyed this one. However, I'm sorry but Megan Fox--though beautiful -- added nothing to this movie. It's almost as if she knows she's just eye candy and nothing goes into her performance.

I think her best performance was Jennifer's Body and that movie was still trash. Anyhow, that was one of my gripes about this movie.

50 cent was also just meh. You're really are there for Sly, Jason, Iko and Tony. So, I was good with that.

What they don't tell you though, is Expendables 4 is actually Transporter 4 because this here movie was a love letter to Jason from Sly.

This movie was Sly writing Jason and telling him, I want you so badly. Let me be your Daddy!

And I was here for it! Ppl who needed to shine, got that chance. It was nice seeing some old action stars again, which I think is the main appeal to this franchise.

Lots of mayhem, bullets, hand-to-hand combat and lame ass dialogue. Your run of the mill plot, and transparent villain, as we've seen this trope many of times. Still, a good time for as had.

FINAL VERDICT: INNOCENT LIKE JUMBO SHRIMP. Once you see the movie, you'll know what I mean. And you'll also know that shit didn't even add up. Bailiff, you can let this movie free to kick ass and ignore names. I hope they add Scott Adkins in the next one.

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Sep 27, 2023

I am a HUGE fan of this franchise!! I’ve been kinda anxious about Megan Fox. Not a huge fan of her.

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